As usual, here are some 2nd-grade-level jokes. I love 'em. Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on him.
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold.
Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop of course.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay an egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
2 comments:
These jokes look like something my 80 year old grandpa would send me in a forwarded email, so of course I had to send these to him.
your 80 year old grandpa does email? I'm impressed!
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