Friday, April 10, 2009

Wishing you an Eggstra Special Easter

As usual, here are some 2nd-grade-level jokes. I love 'em.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?

A. A hare brain.

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

A. You ‘nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A. Tame way, unique up on him.

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?

A. Cold.

Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?

A. The Bunny Hop of course.

Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?

A. Eggercise

Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?

A. The first Rabbit to lay an egg.

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. A Hot Cross bunny.

Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?

A. Thistle have to do!

Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

A. It has 4 rabbits’ feet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A. A bunion.


Meimi said...

These jokes look like something my 80 year old grandpa would send me in a forwarded email, so of course I had to send these to him.

Krista said...

your 80 year old grandpa does email? I'm impressed!