Monday, December 15, 2008

NSFW (Not Safe for Work)

I would be surprised if the title of this post actually kept anyone from continuing to read or open this page...based on my knowledge of who frequents this site, I bet that if anything, it probably encouraged people to pull up the post to see what type of work-inappropriate material I could be sharing. Me, inappropriate? Never...

After a long weekend of running around, I had some cramping and bleeding this morning so I called my OB's office and the high-risk MD's office to see if I should be concerned. I'm pretty much a paranoid freak about anything that does or does not happen, so I am sure that the nurses recognize my phone number on their caller ID and probably do a preemptive eye-roll in anticipation of my questions. Anyway, I was told to go home, put my feet up, and relax (what's that?), and they were going to see if they could work me in for a quick appointment in the afternoon. They were able to squeeze us in and we were glad to find out that our SON (yes - I said it! We're having a boy!) is doing very, very well. At first, he had his legs crossed and was sucking his thumb but after a few minutes he decided to uncross his legs and we saw everything. Dennis claims that the only reason we could tell a month 'early' (we're 16 weeks now and people usually don't find out the sex until their check up at 20 weeks) is because this little boy is his son.

As you can imagine, we are thrilled. I'm thinking of everything blue. Maybe green. And yellow. Now it seems more real than before...I wonder about names? I guess we have plenty of time for that, but my concern is that everyone and their brother has had little boys lately so we may have a hard time picking out an unused name. Guess we could always go with Obama.

10 comments:

Dennis said...

the first name that comes to mind is "john holmes" but we'll probably go w/ something else. it should also be noted that the picture is taken from a camera hidden in the bowl of a toilet point of view.

Katie said...

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DAve said...

One request...

Short of David Lee Martin, I humbly ask your baby's name come from this list:

Oh and congrats. :)

Trish said...

Congratulations!!! Another little boy on the street! Wow! Finley is going to be surrounded by lots and lots of boyfriends. I am so happy for you and Dennis! Baby Kahn will be ready to welcome his best friend into the world in May!

Emmy said...

Wow I thought for sure you all were going to have a girl! Now that I think about it though girls seem to be hard to come by now a days. Congrats on the little man! Very exciting!

Meimi said...

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Scott laughed when I read him your part of the story about the baby's ween. Obviously we are not mature enough to have children yet because I am still giggling over using the word "ween."

Ween. Ha ha. I dare you not to laugh.

maya said...

Congratulations! To help y'all out, I thought I'd suggest some boy names that are popular at my school.

Enrique
Felipe
Carlos
Adolfo
Yonatan
Ramces

Let me know if you need any more ideas. Although, I think I should tell you that 95% of those names are probably illegal.

Josh M. said...
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Josh M. said...
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Josh M. said...

Dammit, I'm going to get this right on the third try. It's early...

Now Joshua Frazer Martin is looking more and more like a reality, huh? Sweet.

Of course, there are definitely some other ways to go.