Thursday, October 2, 2008

Yo Mama

I wanted to offer up some really profound, deep thoughts for everyone today. And this is what I came up with. Sorry.

Yo mama so stupid... she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.

Yo mama is so fat... she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.

Your mama so stupid... that when Judge Judy said "Order"! She said "Fries and a coke please".

Yo mama's so bald... Mr. Clean got jealous.

The question is not IF I omitted any good Yo Mama jokes but rather which good ones did I omit?


maya said...

Keep in mind that I grew up in Stone Mountain and went to Redan Elementary.

"Yo mama so black, she got counted absent at night school."

Katie said...

LOL at Maya!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt helicopters land on her.

You made me laugh today and I love that about you!!!! Thanks!

GREAT to talk to you earlier BTW. Come visit SOON please.

DAve said...

Yo mama so dumb... she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so fat... she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat... her blood type is "Ragu".

Krista said...

Maya emailed this one to me, this morning:

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please!"

Josh M. said...

Now hold on, hold on, be nice - let's get off of mommas.

Because I just got off yours a half hour ago!