I wanted to offer up some really profound, deep thoughts for everyone today. And this is what I came up with. Sorry.
Yo mama so stupid... she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.
Yo mama is so fat... she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mama so stupid... that when Judge Judy said "Order"! She said "Fries and a coke please".
Yo mama's so bald... Mr. Clean got jealous.
The question is not IF I omitted any good Yo Mama jokes but rather which good ones did I omit?